Okay.. I’ve been tagged again. Or memed as they call it now. Whatever, I been got!

Thanks, Bonnie!

Here goes:

Four jobs I’ve had:
1. Telephone Operator (City and state, please?)
2. Emergency Dispatcher (Waaaay too much stress!)
3. Secretary (I still made rotten coffee though)
4. Crazy Woman in a Haunted House (Yes, it’s true. There is a call for that - and I answered it.)

Four things I want to do before I die:
1. Get PUBLISHED (by a reputable publisher, of course)
2. Visit Europe (I wish the trip there wasn’t so long — or in a steel trap with jet engines)
3. Get out of debt (I’d say win the lottery, but that’ll probably NEVER happen)
4. Own/build a dream house with a swimming pool

Four things I say a lot:
1. “Where’s my bra?” (While that may sound sexy to some, it’s definitely not. I hate the ol’ shoulder boulder holder and I immediately whip it off and slingshot it across the room when I get home each day. The next day I’m desperately searching for it and hollering “Where’s my bra???” Thank goodness I have plenty of spares.)
2. “Where’s the remote?” (It’s usually lost amongst the comforter with me)
3. “Thank you.” & “You’re welcome.” (I can’t help it — it’s reflex!)
4. “I love you.” (What can I say, I’m a hopeless romantic.)

Four of my favorite foods:
1. Seafood — but especially oysters (Fixed any way — but NOT raw!)
2. Crab Rangoon (That’s where I spend most of my time at the all-you-can-eat buffets!)
3. Chocolate (Any kind. Light or dark. With nuts or not. I ain’t picky. GIMMEE!)
4. Homegrown tomatoes and perfectly ripe watermelons (Man, on summer days — there’s nothing better!)

Four people I’d like to curse:
1. Anyone and everyone directly responsible for the sad state of the world today.
2. Pigheaded, argumentative, ignorant, obnoxious people. (I’m sure you know the “type” - either in person or online. And they’re the kind that usually know just enough about a computer to cyber-pester the rest of the world.)
3. Assholes with cell phones in a movie theatre!!!! (My blood pressure sky-rockets just thinking about them!)
4. Assholes driving as they yammer on their cell phones!! Argh!! Totally ignoring the rules of the road as he/she jabbers on and steers with one hand. (Shaking fist!!)

Four people from history I’d like to meet:
1. Anne Frank
2. Helen Keller
3. Albert Einstein
4. Ben Franklin

Four movies I watch over and over:
1. Ever After
2. Always
3. Xmen (1 & 2)
4. The Sixth Sense

Four people I’d like to tag
1. Donna
2. Beth
3. Hunter
4. Deborah

Listening to Bob Marley’s version of Red Red Wine is soooo out there, so I’m adding it to my closing line tonite:

Red PAISLEY wine you make me feel so fine
Monkey pack him rizla on the sweet dep line
The line broke, the monkey get choke
Burn bad ganja pon him little rowing boat

Whoa… that’s like… wow… No idea. But fun to listen to, ya mon?